The "Orange" and the prankster husband

After a long night shift I arrived home to a yummy waffle breakfast and orange slices my husband had so kindly made up for me. Oh what a sweet, caring, loving husband, I thought as I finished my waffles and started munching down on the juicy sweet orange slices. I picked up the next orange slice, bit into it, and the thoughts I had of a sweet, caring, loving husband suddenly changed. I looked up, with a cringed face, to see Kent with a big grin. He had stuck a lemon slice amongst my oranges, just waiting for me to take a bite...He's going down.