Downfalls of Night shift

Downfalls of a Pediatric Night shift Nurse:
Being a nightshift nurse makes me feel like a vampire sometimes; sucking patient's blood in the middle of the night (for labwork of coarse, or is it?). Anyway, sometimes I am a little slow at 2:00am, I think any normal person would be, like I am sleepwalking around the unit. After coming out of a spanish speaking patient's room, I went into my next patient's room. I asked the mom how the baby was doing and she just stared at me with a concerned face. I thought, oh no, something is wrong with the baby. I asked again again what was going on and she even had a more concerned face. I went over to the baby thinking something must be terribly wrong and then...... the mother asked, "what language are you speaking?"